Janel Comeauevery news cycle for the next four years is just going to be
Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water
Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water
Jenny@VeryBadLlama
Wednesday: executive order makes it Biden’s fault, media outlets nod in agreement.
Thursday: everyone is sick, WH pivots to price of eggs, complains that brown eggs are woke.
Friday: media explore moral & psychiatric weaknesses of brown eggs, question if eggs prices may be driven by pronoun usage?
Saturday: FOTUS announces “egg rescue plan”. Declares eggs to be white & unwoke, bans pronouns, adds more tariffs in patriotic and manly retribution.
Sunday: voters watch football.
Imre 🇨🇦@Ferencz @VeryBadLlama we’ll have to wait for the inevitable executive order to find out!