Putting the die in diet - Divisions by zero

Lemmy

Another of the 3-day diets on this list (and to be fair, they said don’t do any of them for more than 3 days!) was:

Ice cream. As much as you want. But only vanilla, and no extras like fudge sauce or sprinkles.

I remember, because I’m old.

I read one in a magazine that was for more than 3 days, and it suggested only drinking milk instead of water.
The reasoning was:

  • fat cells are mostly water
  • so not drinking water will get rid of most of the fat cells
  • drinking milk doesn’t add water because your stomach acid turns it into a solid, so it isn’t liquid anymore

Nutritional advice used to be wild.

Brought to you by the Dairy Council
In my experience “nutritional advice” changes completely every 7 years on average. In 2032 we’ll probably be saying “nutritional advice used to be wild” about a lot of what we’re taking for granted right now.
Keto, carnivore and low-carb is my guess.