Snap, you sure are... a computer program that exists.

I shut down Thunderbird to let it install updates *a day ago*.

Oh FFS Snap come on. Woke up to this that apparently popped up around 3am...
I quit Thunderbird again, but is it actually installing the update now? Of course not.
@phlip is it a coincidence that number of negative minutes is roughly 2,025 years, or is it doing something even more stupid than it looks like it is?