DOOM: The Dark Ages | Gameplay Sizzle | Coming May 15, 2025

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DOOM: The Dark Ages | Gameplay Sizzle | Coming May 15, 2025 - lemm.ee

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More info in the 11 minute developer direct for the game: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGFuaVUI6_E
DOOM: The Dark Ages | Developer_Direct 2025 (4K) | Coming May 15, 2025

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That recycled yank-the-keycard-off-the-corpse animation, though…

It doesn’t look like they learned much from Eternal. I think I’m going to give this one a miss. All I’m seeing is more mechanic overload, and a really annoying parry system that’s just going to result in about 1/3 of the monster roster being, “The only way to deal with this guy is to wait for his green attack and parry it, then you get to hit him once. Other than that he’s functionally invulnerable.” Yeah, because the Marauders were totally the highlight of Eternal, and absolutely didn’t grind the entire game to a tedious three minute halt every time you encountered one and played its silly song-and-dance.

I will happily don my asbestos underpants and declare that I really don’t like the direction the new Doom games are taking. Whatever this is isn’t Doom; they could have just as well slapped a new original IP over top of it without any difference.

They did learn a lot from Eternal. Mainly that people loved it and people complaining about the Marauders just need to git gud.
I can beat the Marauders no problem, and I can even cheese them with the shotgun trick. That doesn’t magically make them good game design.
Nope. The fact that everyone but like 4 people loves them makes them good game design.

The fact that everyone but 4 people like Taylor Swift make her music great. The fact that all but 4 people use Tik Tok make it a great social media app. The fact that all but 4 people voted for Trump makes him a great president.

Or…

Maybe…

Doom has a history and is shifting further away from it in an attempt to capture a larger audience, like the skibidi toilet crowd that needs 24/7 overstimulation and nearly has a stroke when they need to use more than two neurons to perform an action…

2016 was good enough. More of that wouldn’t alienate anyone.

Yes. Taylor Swift music is great. Don’t you think it’s about time you’ve grown out of your teen angst?
Oh the irony…
We can agree on that.
Woosh…
You really think you did something, huh?