Follow some Comedian-Influencer like Stevie Martin and laugh about the madness of our internet:

"cookies.com - we values your privacy"

"okay"

"okay isn't an option"

" i just want to make cookies"

"your options are:
"learn more" "manage preferences" "accept and save accept but don't save" "agree and save but" ....

"learn more"?

"cookies are a way for us to analyze your data"

"who are the third parties?"

"250 subsidiaries of the russian government"

"decline!"

"you can't decline that"