β€œIf you're always in bed, how do you get stuff done?”

Well...

@catsalad hmm. Just when I'm stuck in a bed.. Ideas...
@catsalad now _that_ is a fucking wheel chair or.. wheel bed.. whatever, it rules
Man builds motorised bed with wheels so he can go anywhere while lying down

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@catsalad WALL-E Hoverchairs vibe
@catsalad Where do I get one from?
I imagine this video to the tune of "You're The Best Around" by Joe Esposito.
@catsalad Why can beds do things, wheelchairs cannot?
@catsalad I suppose that's one way to get some extra sleep. πŸ˜‚
@catsalad The TrackBed Assault Vehicle. I need one.
@catsalad you have totally changed my 2025 New Year's resolutions!
@catsalad Gonna need this after we're all in iron lungs.
@catsalad There’s a classic anime about this:
@catsalad bei Alligatoah waren die Betten noch handbetrieben: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI92uiDnUjM
Alligatoah - Nachbeben

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bedowins?
Where is the motor?