Mastodawn

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

Lemmy

I used to be Mormon

I used to be jehovas witness. Hello cousin!

I used to be baptist. Hello fellow abuse victim.

I used to be catholic. I wasn’t abused, but I stopped going to church when I moved out.

You don’t have to be abused to still have a valid pride for removing yourself from the nonsense. Good for you!