Men will do anything to keep using fossil fuels.

This paper proposes to use nuclear bombs to blow up the seafloor to increase alkalinity and take up atmospheric CO₂. What could go wrong? 🤷🏻‍♂️

h/t @climatejesper

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2501.06623

@davidho @climatejesper
Do you want Godzillas? Because that's how you get Godzillas.
@jargoggles @davidho @climatejesper Unlike absorbing CO2 in oceans (which would just justify more capitalism), Godzillas sound like a plausible actual solution.