Men will do anything to keep using fossil fuels.

This paper proposes to use nuclear bombs to blow up the seafloor to increase alkalinity and take up atmospheric CO₂. What could go wrong? 🤷🏻‍♂️

h/t @climatejesper

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2501.06623

@davidho @climatejesper

"This is orders of magnitude larger than the largest nuclear explosion

ever detonated,

so this is not to be taken lightly." 😀

@CityAtlas @davidho @climatejesper

Tired response: "Your basalt are belong to us."

Wired response: "Yo mama is not to be taken lightly."