If a vampire asks you if they may ever your home, and you answer "you may not" ...
https://reddthat.com/post/32981831
Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say “not”? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?
“Creeepee papah!”
And now my household will occasionally go “Fu-hkeeng gguuuuy” 😆