MOVED TO @the american mind cannot comprehend trains
gravitos 
@halva hey it at least thinks thats a vehicle
eri 
@[email protected] Elon Musk imagining the ideal future of public transit like
dzamie 
@halva I like how the warning lights are displayed as oscillating traffic lights. A reasonable interpretation, but amusing nonetheless.
Natsura 
@[email protected] the fact i am able to quickly pick up how to use public transit in other countries is just further proof that I am not American, despite being born and raised in America x3
Boefjim@halva Well what is a train, but a bunch of elongated big cars that can contain many people travelling on a set path, optimally reaching high speeds so it can transport lots of people vast distances?
MacBalance
Alex
Robin Syl 🌸
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD
Daniel Bohrer
Keeya@halva Quality software. I would totally trust this car driving me around on autopilot!
Mrs Beanbag@halva also intrigued that it processes the crossing lights as regular traffic lights that keep jumping side to side. lol. lmao.
Curioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg)Would love to know what it makes of ox carts.
Joeri@halva Interesting, I have never seen it do that: distorting out those cars. I would imagine it rendering a bunch of trucks after each other
Professor_StevensOf course not. Musk and the airline cartel don't like trains, so we've been told they are slow, uncomfortable, expensive, and unreliable.
You know, just like cars and airlines, except those things make money for Musk and the cartel.
It does always amaze me that the Randites don't love trains more. "Atlas Shrugged" was all about a railroad executive and how perfect that little sociopath was.
Buck@halva (approaching hyperloop track)
also lunya now@halva look how elongated those muskrats are
R.L. Dane 
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Just noticed @halva's userid, and now I'm hungry for some [halva]. XD
When I was a kid in my 30s, I was reading LOTR and got to the part where Gimli was talking about "cram"/lembas/waybread. I had a brick of halva in the fridge and that's exactly what I imagined lembas to be: sweet, nutty, and quite filling.
sotolf
toddbuddy@halva @motoridersd Geez Louise
Maarten Pelgrim@halva I think the phrase should be: the American Car Industry cannot tolerate trains
georgebmillion.com@halva Why tho?!
Magnus Ahltorp@halva Also note the “moving trafficlights”. Shouldn’t they at least have looked at a list of valid traffic signs and verified that everything in that list is properly recognised. Apart from the extreme stupidity in attempting this task in the first place.
WarmasterPalakExcuse you. I happen to love taking the train.
Perhaps it is you who don't understand the sheer scale of the United States. The entirety of the British Isles can fit inside Michigan. France is smaller than Texas. All of Europe wouldn't cross the Mississippi River coming from California. Trains are fine when you only gave a couple hundred kilometers to go, but when you're crossing thousands, it's best to take a plane.
@WarmasterPalak buddy i live in russia you dont get to sheersplain me
No, you know about long distances. I just need to explain to you about territorial boundaries.
@WarmasterPalak damn you're so funny
Gordon FawksI accept none of the blame for Twitler. Do what you want to the obnoxious Cheeto. I didn't vote for him. Lay waste to his entire world. Totalitarians and fascists deserve to burn in nuclear fires. Oligarchs, too.
BURN
THEM
WITH
FIRE.
bartholin (Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz arc)@halva @WarmasterPalak You can fit two Russias in Texas. Maybe three
follow my onionfans@WarmasterPalak @halva wake up girls new copypasta just dropped
BAD~1.txt@sjolsen @WarmasterPalak @halva Excuse you. I happen to HATE taking the train.
Perhaps it is you who don't understand the shere insignificant scale of the United States. The entirety of the British Isles can't fit inside Michigan. France is larger than Texas. All of Europe would cross the Mississippi River Coming from California. Trains are HORRIBLE when you only gave a couple hundred kilometers to go, but when you're crossing thousands, it's WORST to take a plane.
Perhaps it is you who don't understand the shere insignificant scale of the United States. The entirety of the British Isles can't fit inside Michigan. France is larger than Texas. All of Europe would cross the Mississippi River Coming from California. Trains are HORRIBLE when you only gave a couple hundred kilometers to go, but when you're crossing thousands, it's WORST to take a plane.
Teeg@halva it finally makes sense that “tech” bros keep “inventing” worse versions of trains
Cap'n Transit@halva Video description:
A car is stopped at a grade crossing, as a train, marked "Amtrak California" passes. The camera zooms in on a dashboard touchscreen showing each train car rendered as a gray block in the shape of either a tractor-trailer or an elongated sedan, frequently flickering between the two shapes.
Transcription: [laugh] Look how elongated they are! [laugh] I have never seen that. Oh, my gosh! Great song.
Thibaultmol 🌈@capntransit @halva thank you! 💜
Ned Holbrook@halva In my (limited) experience buses don’t fare any better.
ferricoxide
inamruzuiThe car literally has car brain
Also that's Amtrak California
Also that's Amtrak California
🐜@halva not a bug but a feature /s
Tom Magnanimous@halva reminded of the one from someone stuck behind a horse and buggy and it was going absolutely apeshit trying to figure out what it was looking at
ModestinoSycamore@halva
I wouldn't want a Tesla even if they gave it to me as a present, and now I wouldn't even want it near me, especially on the street.
I wouldn't want a Tesla even if they gave it to me as a present, and now I wouldn't even want it near me, especially on the street.
Teknikal_Domain@halva just a wild flock of migrating cars, nothing to see here.
Jan-Theo Wassink@halva FR? Fragmented reality: take a bit of truth and make up your own reality. AI in a nutshell
Pepijn Schmitz@halva Just to provide some technical context: the car almost certainly knows that that is a train, but the visualisation has no way to render a train, so it falls back to rendering it as long semi combo.
Steve Loughran@halva TBF I was failed mate organ driving test by not treating a level crossing with enough respect. We just so rarely get them in the UK. I don't think I'd ever encountered one. I hadn't even learned to fear sunset and the deer that come out then.
I wonder how many roadkill shaped dents Tesla's acquire
Oliver SchafeldWhoa! A Hyperloop without a tunnel! 🤣
Vision-only robotaxis next year? 🙈🍿
goingforbrooke 🦀@halva limo processions clogging american streets
Kyle Brown@halva we have no problem comprehending trains as long as they’re carrying freight. Passenger trains, on the other hand…
Fish Id Wardrobe ⁂@halva the fact that the car can't process the train is a passing detail. that it can't process the *lights* is scary as hell.
And this is in the US, yes? imagine how many other sorts of world crossing lights and stop signs this means it can't deal with, if it can't even manage US ones.
Phil Barker@halva I saw similar in Toronto, in a friend's tesla which showed realistic outlines for cars and trucks, but for trams showed nothing. I am not going to let one of those things drive me around by itself.
I am Jack's Lost 404Don't laugh at the hand that steers you?
Maybe the laughter is a stress response to the mortal danger he's put himself in? Paid for, no less...
Ryek DarkenerLooks like it was programmed by a German. Trains are more or less local fairy tales here.
Jan 
@halva "Self-driving" cars...🚋
Santiago Soler@halva Now I feel all the hard (unpaid) work I put into those "select pictures with trains" CAPTCHAs was worthless (?)
Ibly 🏳️⚧️ 
@halva personally my favorite part is the tesla thinking there are teleporting stop lights