Treat! (Nik)
strap yourselves in, get yourself a drink or snack or something, it's time to continue the Nokiaposting :3
woof woof bark bark puppy lasagna 🐾
(if you don't know what this is about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07xXtsAgGg)
4lung - Puppy Lasagna (Cow Hype 2K18)
SOMEONE SENT ME HALF OF THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT
like, these SMS are so many and so long that the whole phone hangs up for a few seconds before it opens them
A Telekom MMS! Sadly can't open it directly on the phone, but I could open it on the web. boykisser :33
I have been rate limited and am not allowed to post more Nokias 🔥
The rate limit is over, time for more Nokiaposting
oh shit
go listen to https://revengeday.bandcamp.com/ :3
(also they somehow managed to include an empty screen? was it linebreaks / newlines?)
they actually spammed me and I'll not post all of the fun virus facts I received. >:3
whoever sent me one a few minutes ago (which I didn't post yet), can you re-send it? It couldn't receive it x3
Noel 🐺@NikTheDusky I need to get an old phone connected for such shenanigans.
onoo, I'm sorry :(
Maybe you sent it when my storage was full a few minutes ago. :D
Pointing Device@NikTheDusky Ich habe schon so manche SMS mit diesem Gerät vorzeitig abgeschickt, weil BlackBerry nicht gerade für ihre On-Screen-Tastaturen bekannt ist.
trilader@NikTheDusky You like posting pictures of SMS don't you? Do you have a license for that?
Jonly@NikTheDusky Machen wir es voller
@Jonly i don’t know
@NikTheDusky @Jonly I'm pretty sure @manawyrm explains it in her recent talk: https://media.ccc.de/v/38c3-blmba-behind-the-scenes-of-a-2000s-style-ringtone-provider
Blåmba! ☎️ Behind the scenes of a 2000s-style ringtone provider
Manawyrm | Sarah@trilader @NikTheDusky @Jonly haa ;)
yup. Turns out, that WAP Push mechanism can accept basically any file formats, not only the service indications.
I had never tried that — but I converted the boykisser to a ~450byte GIF and sent it as 5 concatenated SMS to port 2548 (wap push), which seems to have worked 😻
@trilader @NikTheDusky @Jonly
That's the function for sending it -- it's really surprisingly simple...
ftg@manawyrm @trilader @NikTheDusky @Jonly
Interesting.
The TetraPack radio amateur TETRA network's core supports WAP and some folks have experimented with it.
But not for pushing images to an TETRA MS.
Now that would be amusing to see.
Or to just plop boykisser on some grumpy old mans TETRA radio over the network :D
maxi, service enby. 
@NikTheDusky finally a decent background
@Jonly the thing is, I think this is not an MMS? Because, if I understood it correctly, you’d need an internet connection for that - and that doesn’t work on my phone. It’s some sort of binary format, I guess
@NikTheDusky maybe convert the file into text and the phone interpret this.
I just tried stuff because the manual for the phone said which formats it supports and it also said via mms
I just tried stuff because the manual for the phone said which formats it supports and it also said via mms
@Jonly @NikTheDusky Yup. MMS works with HTTP and normal networking internally.
With MMS a normal web server stores the image (via normal HTTP upload) and then just a link (http url) is sent via SMS to the receiver.
If the receiver is GPRS capable, it can download that URL and get the file.
Nik's phone can't do GPRS right now (because of a provider limitation) so that doesn't work.
That's why I tried to send the file itself via SMS :D
@Jonly lmaooo w i d e tux
@NikTheDusky the first hit when googling was someone who wanted to put tux on his phone :3
taco, bird/cat 
@NikTheDusky the experiment was successful
@chirpbirb the first american SMS I received, yay :3
@NikTheDusky my international texting included in my plan is finally put to good use
Atom@NikTheDusky nice bedsheet
@NikTheDusky imagine the side being rgb
Nokia 3220 ringtones 🎼🎵 🎶
do not wake sleeping foxesupdate: 100% of the SMS are stored on the SIM card, so that's why there's such a low limit
@NikTheDusky remember when you could store contacts on the sim card
gotta check if that still works with modern phones
gotta check if that still works with modern phones
ash 
@Jonly @NikTheDusky usually at best you can import from and possibly export to SIM, but smartphones will insist on the main store being internal I think
@darkphoenix @NikTheDusky mine insist more on the cloud tbh
Vivivivivivi@NikTheDusky SMS are stored in the card(s)
@NikTheDusky nokia couldnt envision what glutton unlimited texting would bring
Fluffviech ™️
@NikTheDusky nuke-o-nokia! x)
Foxbrush Tailwag@NikTheDusky back then, a good part of the SMS storage was provided by the SIM card (same goes for phone books), so there's a chance that this makes up part of the storage.
Also this could have been my fault, as I added an addendum to my initial message, apologies, didn't know you were so stuffed already
@FoxbrushTailwag it's okay, it's empty again :D
@NikTheDusky *fires up his spam scripts with the entirety of alemannic wikipedia*