cm0002Come and take it!
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrHWhy is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?
“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.
“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.
Yer mom is a spartan.
There, I’m done!
My mom literally is a spartan. Graduated from Michigan state
Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!
I’ll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.