sure, financial guy, let’s plan for the “future” lol
Post-apocalyptic investment firm?
Post-apocalyptic investment firm?
The best post-apocalyptic financial advisers will not only help you pick a diversified portfolio of pre-collapse technology and weapons, but will also provide a good lesson about how the economy works by leaving you wishing for death in a scorching desert.
Look ahead at the end of the contract. Usually there will be a clause like "You should have killed me when you had a chance, hahahahahaha!!" If you see that, you've found an adviser you can trust, and you also know to look for your opening for a kill (and keep your ears open for some priceless financial tips!)