sure, financial guy, let’s plan for the “future” lol

@batkaren

Post-apocalyptic investment firm?

@batkaren

The best post-apocalyptic financial advisers will not only help you pick a diversified portfolio of pre-collapse technology and weapons, but will also provide a good lesson about how the economy works by leaving you wishing for death in a scorching desert.

@batkaren

Look ahead at the end of the contract. Usually there will be a clause like "You should have killed me when you had a chance, hahahahahaha!!" If you see that, you've found an adviser you can trust, and you also know to look for your opening for a kill (and keep your ears open for some priceless financial tips!)