@pluralistic Order the wrong items. Monitors/keyboards you know break. Cables you won't use. Printers with known issues, subscription services, etc.. Everything you buy/recommend should have long term financial obligations & a poor online reputation.
Stress safety & ergonomics. Ergonomic chairs, keyboards, mice. Then order different replacements as "not right". Make sure to blame lack of production on these issues. Demand expensive headsets. Break them. Demand replacements.
#SimpleSabotage