Damnit. I just accidentally clicked on the “buy it now” button for Greenland and it already charged my credit card. I don’t think there’s even space in the mailroom for this.
Anyway, it’s mine now, Donald.
@mattblaze Ha, just wait until it arrives, slightly melted, and you discover that it's actually a cheap knock-off Graenland, made in Sri Lanka and assembled in Flint Michigan!!
@tersenurse @mattblaze The reviews are already filled with 1* reviews from certain customers disappointed to find out they confused Greenland with Norway, and that it wasn't assembled by Slartibartfast