Good as gold
Good as gold
If it works it ain’t stupid
So… This is stupid?
One time my uncle sent me a letter and couldn’t remember the address of my place at the time, so he addressed it to, “White house a block away from the corner of [street] in [town, state]” and it made it here.
This was, obviously, well before you could just use Street View or whatever.
“You know, the house next to the one that has that little cunt kid. You know the one. Always leaving his bike on the lawn, and being a real disrespectful little shit if you try to explain it’s gonna get stolen in THIS neighborhood. The house next to that. The white one, not the blue one on the other side.”
Mailman: “Oh. Yeah. I DO know that little fucker. Damn near tripped over his bike when it was covered in snow, and I didn’t know it was there.”
Where is their thin colored line?
It’s a thin yellow line exiting directly out of Louis DeJoy’s dick hole
That or you give them every detail they need and they just don’t bother.
Still mad that half my wedding invitations never made it to their ending destination.
I attempted to find the article but search engines are terrible. They mentioned that advertising companies often have a book of mail tests; things they attempted to mail to see if they would be permitted. Some of the examples included:
A sock with an address written on it, partial addresses, wet paper, vague addresses like your example, local names like “sues bar”, tom cruises house, a sandwich in a bag, poster board, flags. They get pretty creative and like a record of what might work for pitch meetings. Generally if it looks plausible, they attempt it.
Wha…oh my god. How have I never realized this???
Now if you’l excuse me, I have to make a collect call to my parents. My name is Bob Adababyitzaboi.
May work a couple times in town, in the same ZIP Code; may come with free trip to federal penitentiary
Mail Fraud? You’re in a lot of trouble, buddy.