Republicans promised to lower grocery prices but instead are banning porn. Their voters can’t even go fuck themselves.
@godpod Last time you watched porn it didn't go as well as expected. Just saying...
@godpod because they think it will free up much-needed eggplant reserves, I assume?
@godpod Wait, I thought the First Felon campaigned explicitly on reducing porn costs—WTF IS GOING ON?!
@Badger_AF @godpod I think he meant HIS porn costs.
@godpod It's just depression after a long jerk-off session