—Things Heard At AGDQ 2025—
it's that time again!! keep an eye on this thread (technology permitting) as I post my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments overheard from Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators!
#AGDQ2025
we walk over here to the onion and we see... something
the chillest hype I've ever heard
I will be making fun of all the terrible numbers
normally, cubes have to go on buttons
the time ends when we shoot the moon
I did not finish the trees
vehicles can just randomly fly away
we normally would use gravity well
here's looking forward to an incredible week of: doing my job
this is the worst monkey
we manipulated this monkey

she does not have bones

she does not obey the laws of physics

that's her secret

I forgot about the cartilage
we definitely have to go into at least one volcano
good thing we have Luigi 2 and 3

I like how pizza just burst into existence

it was not there before

the emotional equivalent of giving espresso to a toddler

now I'm a dog, like them

it's cool

funny spiders that are scared of light

and then combine into a mecha spider

everything in the environment is going to be some kind of creature
taking the ball out will inevitably cause him to fall into the ground
every time you press jump, that's horrible
I'm not drinking milk casually

this game is extremely malicious in every possible way

it dislikes you and everyone you've ever known

let's hear it for well-behaved bats
if you die with a coffee you lose that coffee
the worm was still exploding
this world is absolutely cursed
spaghetti bolognese in suit form
we're never gonna enter labs the intended way

there will come a time when we have to pick a side:

dumple and bumple
or stample and brample

the best and the worst world: golf land
this is where we learn about spiky steve
funny enough, you can also push hot herbert
just glazing over the ghost
what's up everybody, I'm lonely
picking the girl for the purple icon
such a cute mouse
it's time for the tower of the baja blast
@zandra it's tingus and tangus all over again... ;_; how is one supposed to choose??
@zandra therefore one must never permit death to occur while one has coffee.