“I should make a time machine to have sex with women across the ages,” the engineer muses.

“It defies everysing ve know about ze physical universe,” Einstein says.

“And there’s no guarantee they’d want me.”

“Yah zat’s vat I said,” Einstein tells him, high-fiving Schrödinger’s cat.

@batkaren

Horrible to force a time machine to have sex. You shouldn't have to make it :P