And the angel said unto me:
"Thine eyes have grown myopic drinking of the lesser lights of thy devices while the limbs of the body have grown weak without labor.

I command thee now: step from thy dark abode and place the palms of bare hands upon the grasses of the fields. Place the tips of thy fingers in the soil of the commons. Grip the very Earth as if thoust feared to be pulled from it!

And were thee wise? such fear shall be no affectation."

Book of: Get Thine Acts Together Chapter 3

@futurebird

Yeah but it's January

@benroyce

Well maybe let's ask the angel if we can skip the fingers in the soil part of all of that.

But I'm scared to ask. They always say "be not afraid" but then they are 5 meters tall, glowing like a halogen bulb and have 100 eyes.

@futurebird @benroyce
"glowing like a halogen bulb" - cue me helpfully updating the angel to use much more energy-efficient LED lighting...

Stay still, angel! Be not afraid, and all that!