我来搞一个我觉得好玩的脑内翻译,方便我再乐一遍
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烟与镜 works/28666158/chapters/70272810

今就先唠到这儿
烟与镜 works/28666158/chapters/70272810

“A’ight, I’m just gonna rip off the band aid,” Inunaki Shion, their libero, said. “Dude, you and Sakusa are viral.”

我趣,真想把这句翻成 你俩老火了哥们

Inunaki didn’t. “Now I am completely horrified, because ew, but seriously...are you two fucking stupid? In a charity event? Which had official photographers?”
犬鸣:你俩是傻蛋吗!?!?!?!?
All conversations were cut off when he walked into the kitchen. Everyone swiveled their heads to stare at him, except Kiyoomi, who was acting like the dining table was the most captivating thing in the world.
啊前面这段臊眉耷眼的同志也很萌
Their team captain, Meian Shuugo, rubbed his face. He looked exhausted. “Atsumu-kun, sit down.”
阿侑,你坐啊!(震声)

His teammates cringed, probably remembering his many PR messes, the latest of which was when he stupidly allowed a fan to sit on his lap during one of their night outs. He found out too late that the girl’s friends were taking a video, and once he did, he shoved her off his lap and straight onto the floor.

The video of the incident, of course, went viral, and not in a good way.

And that was just last month.
人怎么能捅这么大娄子