niftyYou dissociate?
kambushaShoot me a bm
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
TheReturnOfPEBGonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
XINStream of subconscious
TheImpressiveXThe proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Captain AggravatedWould a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
Septic tank =Honeypot?
This one is disgustingly accurate…
Due to the Honeywagon
lime!ah yes, sneakernet
potoooooooo ✅️Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Maybe that’s what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean… 🤔
🎵You’ve got your problems,
I’ve got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵
Any network I join is a wide anal network
At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
I’m logged in rn.
NegativeLookBehindBegin the big download
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more
Err … I don’t think you want to download …
You’re a tubgirl fan, I guess
I don’t know what that is and I suspect I don’t want to know, so I’m going to keep it that way.
I believe it’s a lady in a tub shitting all over herself, fyi.
Well, that’s about as gross as I figured it would be … thanks
I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Yours is like satellite internet.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
Miles O'BrienI can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
And to all the anime fans, I’m so sorry to do this to you…
“Ed… Ward…?”
AllNewTypeFaceInterfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network
upload only… at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)Until you experience sewer backup.
One word -
Airgap
I’ll leave this here…
Aka the sphincternet.
Guess it’s the Fediverse shittyverse
I’m on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don’t you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
AidoMove to a house with a septic tank
Why? Butt network is life.
r4venwI’ve had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?
Honestly terrifies me
It’s the poop hand from monsturd… worst bad movie ever
Thank you, Thing.
So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
It’s a comforting thought 😌
JackbyDevThis is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group’s The Complex tour (not saying it’s a “stolen joke”).