Welcome to the exciting Quarterfinals of the 2024 Headline of the Year contest! (๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ†)

Interesting contests so far, but the stakes are being raised with some tough battles ahead -- Self-Driving Cars vs. Orca Salmon Hats & Welsh Tidy Mouse vs. Alarming Poetry Sales.

Let's review the results so far:

Remind yourself of the nominees here: https://mstdn.ca/@paulisci/113698182458220636
Paul Fairie (@[email protected])

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees ๐Ÿงต

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Quarterfinal, Match 1 of 4
Self-Driving Cars
58.6%
Orca Salmon Hat Fad Back
41.4%
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Quarterfinal, Match 2 of 4
Pandas were painted dogs
59.4%
Money Money Money
40.6%
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Quarterfinal, Match 3 of 4
Pole Vaulter Penis Drama
44.2%
Octopuses Punch Lazy Fish
55.8%
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Quarterfinal, Match 4 of 4
Welsh Tidy Mouse
33.3%
Alarming Poetry Sales
66.7%
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@paulisci damn, 0 for 4 this time. That's my bracket done for