Mastodawn

Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates

@nutjob4life

okay I have to admit that was a good one

@nutjob4life This joke has many layers.

And slammed together periodically on the breakfast table. (for realism)

@nutjob4life as is always the case unless you're on an island or a boat, right?

I mean, I'm on a tectonic plate now...

@nutjob4life what about second continental breakfast ?

@nutjob4life Not Teutonic Plates? Or is that only for German breakfasts?

@nutjob4life They're over on the shelf