What dnd characters do you wish you could get to play?

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The UK has the King's speech every Christmas. This is what America has. - Divisions by zero

I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won’t wish a Merry Christmas.

Warforged Bard, Unit #69420, Designation: JAMBOT

JAMBOT comes equipped with seven different musical instruments, an ale dispenser, a confetti cannon, a heater core, and a subwoofer big enough to rattle Pelor’s china cabinet

JAMBOT was originally built mostly as a way to get his owner free drinks at parties but since the death of his creator, time and alcohol damage have scrambled his circuits and he has confused his definition of “party”. When apprehended by an adventuring party he readily joined their ranks.

"KEYWORD: ‘PARTY’ ACCEPTED. THIS UNIT WAS BORN TO PARTY. LET’S BOOGIE.

That sounds brilliant! In case you don’t get your chance to boogie through a game, your idea reminded me of Party Pal in Wasteland 3 - a bringer of joy to my many battles!
Party Pal

Party Pal is a character in Wasteland 3. Discobot! Party Pal is the pinnacle of party participation prolongment and puke prevention! Originally a Findley-Tek prototype, Party Pal's ability to perpetuate any party became the stuff of legend!

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JAMBOT was initially inspired by Fallout 4’s “Drinkin’ Buddy” so Party Pal is in excellent company!
Drinkin' Buddy

Drinkin' Buddy, also called Buddy, is a modified Protectron, located in the basement of the Shamrock Taphouse in Fallout 4. Prior to the Great War, Patrick Merryweather, owner of the Shamrock Taphouse near Boston Harbor, used a procured Protectron chassis to create a mobile brewery with the intent to contract the working prototype to the Hotel Rexford as a means to serve ice cold beer to the hotel's patrons. The project was fronted by Jack West, the Taphouse's manager.[1] Dubbed "Drinkin' Buddy"

Fallout Wiki
I’m stealing this.
You are more than welcome, I wouldn’t have posted him otherwise! He deserves life!