Matt JankowskiFor this Christmas season our entire family including me have contracted some sort of horrific stomach virus (possible origin: Oysters) and are taking turns being totally out of commission. While lying on the bathroom floor last night (cozy under multiple towels) I entered this weird lucid dream like state where even though my mobile device was not in the room with me, I was convinced that whatever being or entity is at the core of TikTok was speaking to me via an interface built by my own mind.
They were just like a blank screen with no body, and they were telling me that I'd been chosen as part of the whatever it was they were doing? and that I was being activated and the time to enact our plan was upon us and further instructions would be coming. I'm not sure how to put odds on this ... seem like 90% fever dream, 9% my wife playing some sort of joke on me, and 1% that TikTok has become self-aware and is about to unleash some sort of SkyNet style hell upon us (in which I'm critical).