Mastodawn

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Helen Keller used to baby sit him at her home in Tuscumbia. She almost drowned him in the well.

@lowqualityfacts Is this the fella with the cooking show on the telly?

@patxi @lowqualityfacts
That's Jamie, John's alter ego.

@lowqualityfacts It doesn't work, sadly.

@lowqualityfacts I believe he was born in Alabamingham in the English Midlands.

@lowqualityfacts Stephen Colbert was born in Edinburgh

@lowqualityfacts I thought that's what the glasses were for.

@lowqualityfacts I knew it deep down inside, just never had the courage to admit it.