Hell, my father died and I was excited and happy as a clam, and he was just a normal dickhead.

For all we know, it was the guys kid who made several of the first memes about it!

If my biological father could just go ahead and kick the bucket, the world would be a slightly better place.

Mine died this year. I was like huh, damn I guess I better go to the ceremony. He told me so many times over the years that he had something saved up for me and my brother when he died, as he brushed close to death right after my brother was born and a few times since. I’m not complaining because I don’t care, he was an asshole, but either he was lying about that too or his disgusting wife just got it. She’s so terrible I thought she was Jewish the first two years I knew her. It turns out that she just did a “funny” Jew impression and then turned that into her entire personality. My dad had a legit full auto Thompson he promised me as well. I imagine she already sold that.

You should steal her cell phone everytime she walks away from it, and throw it in a lake later on. Fuck her.