OK then, I took the liberty of buying the domain and grabbing the Glitch project name so stay tuned for HTTP Columbo 👍🏻

Right before we get into HTTP Columbo some context so that I don't need to keep explaining this time lolol:

Inspired by HTTP Cat I first made https://www.keanu.codes/ as a very long mastodon thread, followed by https://www.goldengirls.codes/ and turned both into remixable glitch projects you can use to make your own versions...

HTTP Keanu ( )

An app for learning about status codes!

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First time we've used a gif
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Realised I've started defaulting to taking screengrabs of these when I find them because it's become so difficult to access actual image files on websites 💩
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This shall certainly not be the last image of thirst trap Columbo 👍🏻
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Bonus non-Columbo Peter Falk pic because I stumbled on it in the status code search and it's frankly too good not to share
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Non-Authoritative because it shows his much contested first name as Frank
I believe it was Frank for Francesco
Based purely on vibes
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Another bonus thirst trap Columbo 👍🏻
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These ones are making me work
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Featuring Leonard Nimoy looking like this...

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Any excuse to post one of my favourite talks, from Anjuan Simmons about lending privilege with Leonard Nimoy as an exemplar

https://youtu.be/1K8Gz7fMevo

Lending Privilege - Anjuan Simmons | The Lead Developer New York 2017

YouTube
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What I love about this picture is you can see he's enjoying himself torturing them up there, that character was a fly wee swine, it's why I can't stand the later episodes
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Yes, the pissed off waitress is a young Jamie Lee Curtis
(She's just confiscated the food Columbo brought in with him)
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Stumbled on this weird as fuck image from the pilot during my search lol
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No status code, just the Cassavetes episode.......
In which he made zero attempt to hide how much he adored Peter Falk lol
And some trivia, the episode was directed by Nicholas Colasanto aka Coach in Cheers
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He's used a fancy dish as an ashtray and will soon accidentally break her telly
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*not the one from the later episode where he fakes his wife's death, the chef's funeral from the Louis Jourdan episode*
Another bonus Peter Falk pic I stumbled on because COME ON
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The episode I'm watching now has the guy from the Scarface gif in it
Unfortunately he died in 1989 so never knew how famous memes would make him

One of the things that happens when you grew up watching Columbo on daytime telly is that they tended to show the same handful of episodes, so when you watch the full set you come across episodes you've never seen or rarely seen perhaps because they weren't approved for daytime..

Like this one I'm on now which has the guy who played Sumner Loan, Diane's creepy professor / love interest in Cheers in it

One of the things I love about Columbo is that the character is a testament to the power of being really annoying, he basically makes a nuisance of himself until the person implicates themselves, such a fantastic pain in the arse ♥️
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@sue I'm getting a Burt Reynolds vibe from that photo
@sue
Rare instance of Columbo really getting on someone's last fuckin nerve when they didn't even murder anyone.
@petealexharris I love how annoying he is ♥️
@sue oh this is deep
@janl clutching at straws because I couldn't think of anything else 🤣
@sue hey @sangu wake up new columbo status codes just dropped