Understanding Engineer Speak

Event Descriptions⁠:

• High Impedance Air Gap
  ⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠🔌
• Kinetic Disassembly
  ⩵ It blew up⁠💥
• Organic Grounding
  ⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠⚡
• Percussive Maintenance
  ⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠🔨
• Thermal Reconfiguring
  ⩵ It melted⁠🔥