National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/national-search-underway-for-even

National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk

“Something weird is going on," the leader of the manhunt said.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Pretty sure you'll find more who voted for Mickey Mouse

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Just because you don't realize that you vote for #Naziboy does not mean that you don't vote for Naziboy.

It was rather well known that the rat was penciled in as a starter in the trump admin.

So anyone with a working brain knew that a vote for the weirdo would mean the musk rat would get quite a bit of power and publicity.
@gleick