paxenGame Night
I don’t get it
The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.
In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!