Is there a website that will let you hear all the beeps that a device might make before you buy it? That would be invaluable to a certain kind of person, namely "like me."

I want to hear:
- the you-touched-a-button beep
- the jobs-done beep
- some good-news beeps
- the bad-news beeps.

I care a lot less about The Best Microwave or The Best Toaster, we're already at the absolute upper margins of modern convenience here. Nobody seems to ask: which one of these is the least annoying?