The three best flavors of jolly rancher are, in order: Watermelon, Green Apple, Blue Raspberry.

Sir I respect you but you are so wrong it’s embarrassing.

The correct three flavors of jolly rancher are, in order:

Green apple, watermelon, blue raspberry.

Indeed you are correct about the wrongness of the first conjecture, however, the correct flavor order is: Watermelon, Peach*, Green Apple

*Peach is not included in the typical assortment, but is widely available on its own

Sir I will not tolerate such reckless disregard for decorum. You are a scoundrel sir. A SCOUNDREL.

Do you bite your thumb, sir?

I do bite my thumb, sir.