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@vncresolver this is how i find out that's supposed to be a TV and not a microwave
brew@vncresolver i wonder who voiced that
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Portable doggie 🔜 NFC@GroupNebula563 @vncresolver java would be so fucking based if the mascot was actually flipping you off though
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Vincent392 
Neko May@vncresolver "Over 3 Billion Devices Run Java" is not an advertisement; it's a threat.
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Sqaaakoi 
@vncresolver Are you okay
𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁 
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@vncresolver every IT technician when log4shell dropped
ananas@vncresolver javascript people when they get rid of the "script" suffix and suddenly their UI doesn't take half the age of the universe to update anymore
Lemonheep (Medicine user) 
@vncresolver Unrelated, but the tiny-ass trackpad in that laptop would hurt harder than being a GOP Congressman's wife 
Григорий КлюшниковIt only seems appropriate for me to write this comment from my Java ActivityPub server.
Soulfire The Wolf 
@vncresolver I too would be very horrified if Java ran on my toaster
@soulfirethewolf @vncresolver I would shoot my toaster if Java ran on it.
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