@vncresolver this is how i find out that's supposed to be a TV and not a microwave
@vncresolver i wonder who voiced that
@vncresolver "Over 3 Billion Devices Run Java" is not an advertisement; it's a threat.
@vncresolver Top ten Scary stories that will make you SHIT YOURSELF
@vncresolver javascript people when they get rid of the "script" suffix and suddenly their UI doesn't take half the age of the universe to update anymore
@vncresolver Unrelated, but the tiny-ass trackpad in that laptop would hurt harder than being a GOP Congressman's wife ​
It only seems appropriate for me to write this comment from my Java ActivityPub server.
@vncresolver I too would be very horrified if Java ran on my toaster