So, apparently this Claw Machine appeared in my brother's office overnight. I don't know why, but it just looks dystopian, like an episode of Black Mirror. He asked about it, and they told him it was put there to boost morale over the holidays. One might think it would be free to play then, right? Oh no, you have to do extra work to earn tokens or pay. Nothing like Upper Management to both demoralize and insult everyone with their Morale Boosting plan.
JUST.
GIVE.
PEOPLE.
MORE.
MONEY.
@RickiTarr
I forget the show i was watching where the guy installing the claw machine said "you can actually set it to pay out every time and still make a profit but people won't think it's fun"
(These things are designed to drop whatever you grabbed x% of the time, where x is set by the operator.) (I wonder if employees will think this one is "fun")
@RnDanger @RickiTarr Thiiiis. I worked in coin-op for years, and these things are engineered to cheat you out of money.
So it's a fitting empty gesture by management.
@kittylyst @RickiTarr
That was the source of my inspiration, thank you!
I knew they could be set to win every time. I didn't think how that could still be profitable before this
@kittylyst @RnDanger @RickiTarr it's spot on because everyone involved in this story 'feels dirty' too.
Capitalism is one big Claw Game. 😔
Would be great if when you played it, a giant claw also dropped into the CEOs office and you could grab him in it too....
@RickiTarr I see some Gengars in there. I think that's Five Below stuff.
If it was installed AND raises were given out, I would understand.
@RickiTarr
"I don't know why, but it just looks dystopian, like an episode of Black Mirror."
Google "Liminal Spaces".
Any kind of bright colours coupled with pseudo-fun-time in such a space is going to look utterly surreal.
@RickiTarr @clintruin What I find interesting about Backrooms (being only superficially familiar with it) is that the description that started it certainly feels inspired by this webnovel, where a dude working a shitty call center job falls into an alternate office dimension and starts exploring, but I don't find any reference to the story on any of the Backrooms wikis. Obviously liminal spaces pre-existed, but just always interesting seeing stuff like that.
@RickiTarr
"Oh I'm obsessed with Backrooms..."
Well then, you might get a kick outta this...
https://cremerinse.bandcamp.com/album/backrooms
9 track album
The backrooms are a fictional location of infinite rooms that you supposedly access by glitching yourself or being glitched out of reality. The rooms are liminal spaces, spaces that are eerily empty and are portrayed with featureless carpets, white walls, and older fluorescent lighting. If there is something inside of a backroom that seems innocent, like a soda machine, chances are it's some kind of eldrich horror trying to lure you in. More than likely, it's not a coincidence our thirsty protagonist ran into a pepsi machine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Backrooms
https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1hfqvfk/petah/
@RickiTarr They've just installed the single most demoralizing object in the office.
How do people not get this shit?
I can see limiting it for practical reasons, but like you could just give everyone 30 tokens at the start of every month or whatever.
🤦♀️
@SordidAmok @mfennvt @RickiTarr
IT cabinet server keys often work on these things.... just saying.....
If anything, the economic retraction we are entering will have people having less money, spending less at stores, and wages becoming stagnant or deflated.
If the next administration wants to give billionaires anything they want, the most likely result is economic crisis.
Applebee's is terrible. If people can't afford gas money, the more likely result is they're going to sell their vehicle because they certainly won't be able to afford inspection, registration, and yearly repairs / oil changes.
@RickiTarr EXACTLY!
None of this:
Pick a "gift" from this catalog so we can write it off on our corporate taxes.
Pizza party.
Team-building exercises.
Pitting groups against each other on the same project.
Rewards that can only be spent on the company's products.
. . . or, in some regions, it's maybe ok for . . . carnival games, maybe
I meant to follow this up and take it somewhere, now it's gone. damn
this is why I don't try to plan ahead . . .
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