Nege Dec 17, 2024
I'm wearing jeans designed for women today and my god the pocket situation is an outrage. I want to burn the garment industry establishment to the ground.
Show threadterra (glorified script kitty)
@theynege i had to buy a purse...

on the plus side i learned that i love having a purse 😽
my bag is like mary poppins i got anything you need (as long as that thing is panties because i usually have 4 pairs in there)
Dec 17, 2024 at 7:59pmWeb
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@terraboops I like messenger bags, but I need pockets too. I basically want to have the amount of storage on my person that a video game character has to store all their inventory.
Show threadterra (glorified script kitty)Dec 17, 2024
@theynege yes!!!

i managed to find some athletic pants with SIX pockets and i bought 4 of them... i wish i got more... they're out of season now and the new season are pocketless... :(
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@terraboops that is outrageous. Pockets are a human right, not a fashion trend.
Show threadterra (glorified script kitty)Dec 17, 2024
@theynege for real though...

ill never understand this... literally every person who wears "women's" clothes complains about this...

that alone implies there must be sufficient business incentives? i don't get it... capitalism sucks but it should actually solve this.
Show threadnova (they/them)Dec 17, 2024
@terraboops @theynege no pockets? sell more bags
women complain? tell them they need more bags
more capitalism
why buy one when two does job?
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@nova @terraboops also, no pockets allows for tighter clothes, which means women will be more self-conscious about their bodies, which sells diet products and subpar men as partners.
Show threadterra (glorified script kitty)Dec 17, 2024
@theynege @[email protected] i think this is the real reason though... i want tighter clothes to show off my ass
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@terraboops @nova yeah that's true, it's probably mostly a conspiracy to see terra's ass
Show threadterra (glorified script kitty)Dec 17, 2024
@theynege @[email protected] i conspire to show off my ass a lot so this does check out
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@terraboops @nova the Charlie Day conspiracy meme, but he's wearing tight pants that show a nice ass
Show threadtaxetDec 17, 2024
@theynege @terraboops I think I know the feeling. It’s actually why I bought a fishing vest. Or I think it’s a fishing vest, not sure really. Looks a bit dumb maybe but I have plenty of pockets now to store all the cool rocks and other interesting items I find.
Show threadNege Dec 17, 2024
@taxet @terraboops now I'm picturing Henry Blake from M*A*S*H.