I almost did a literal spit take when I read that this was an ACTUAL advertisement in Nintendo power.

I have independently verified it is so. And so can you.

Issue 113, page 123

https://archive.org/details/NintendoPower1988-2004/Nintendo%20Power%20Issue%20113%20%28October%201998%29/page/n131/mode/2up

@Phorm advertisers seen like the exact kind of people who absolutely positively cannot be trusted with Apollo's gift of prophecy.

... But in THIS case...