I used to find tech stuff confusing and intimidating. Now, thanks to Mastodon, I still find it confusing and intimidating, but I also realize it’s SUPER boring, too. Thanks, Mastodon!
@adhdeanasl
Brotherhood of the “What Are They Even Talking About and Is It Linux” for the win. 
@sollat In my head, there’s Linux and Arch Linux, its sworn mortal enemy
@adhdeanasl
In my head, there are a thousand Lini and they come together to make a Microsoft-kaiju battling bot called Linux and then they start arguing about who’s going to take the shot to “finish him”.
@sollat @adhdeanasl
This is known as the FOSS Battle, after which you advance to the next level.
@ColesStreetPothole Wasn’t Foss the fat son on Bonanza? @sollat