The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
@simontatham Plus the ever popular "WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING, IT WAS 3AM WE WERE EXTREMELY DRUNK AND THERE WAS ALSO A DONKEY WHICH WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF AGAIN"
@wordshaper a certain piece of software I regularly use, which shall remain nameless unless anyone else in this thread recognises it, currently has the official version number "wtf 11pm pub"

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Wasn't it a mouse?

"Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.

[149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture."

https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm#149-A94

UTC 149 Draft Minutes

@pulkomandy @simontatham No, no, not the mouse. We still speak of the mouse. (I have heard the mouse is up for chairing the next round of the unicode committee but I dunno what its chances realistically are)
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