I do! - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

“Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus”

Idk just thought that’d be something they’d say,

I’ll show myself out

Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus - abrakazam these hard boys a witch will slam - open sesame lonely witches need company
I’ve heard they are very cold

The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

I’m probably gonna marry him.

*Politely raises hand*
And Thus Goth Began.
Well, not those belonging to the one in the cover picture. Those would be some gloomy, depressing tits. Like two deflated balloons hanging from a slab of jerky.