Low Quality FactsDec 13, 2024
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Hen Bag. Christmas is right around the corner. Get your friends a hen bag. Get your enemies a hen bag. Get some total stranger a hen bag. You literally can't go wrong.
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WAIT YOU CAN GO WRONG IF YOU GET A HEN A HEN BAG. DON'T DO THAT IT WILL SCAR THEM FOR LIFE.
Dec 13, 2024 at 4:10amWeb
Show threadDaisy Bateman/Stacie GreyDec 13, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Congratulations, I think this is your lowest quality ad so far.
Show threadDaisy Bateman/Stacie GreyDec 13, 2024
@lowqualityfacts (Obviously, I have bought 50 hen bags.)
Show threadSable Shade🇦🇺🍉🗝🇵🇸🇺🇦Dec 13, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
Oh. Imagine. You sit it down in front of the chickens.
They stare.
You reach for the zip and slowly unzip.
They stare.
You reach in and pull out various things, phone, tissues, mints.
They stare.
You turn it upside down and empty contents upon the ground.
They stare.
You gather contents, placing inside, re-zip and leave.
They stare.
You look back at the coop.
Silence.
You have just fucked their tiny little minds.
I'll take a bag and do you sell chickens?