We just had to reject an insurance specialist because they couldn't tell us what constituted a "force majeure" on the contract they sent us.

Sturgeon's Law follows me no matter where I go

@ludicity "No we didn't break our cloud-provider uptime SLA! It was Zeus disguising himself as an intern that sabotaged us from within, you must have given him a sacrifice!"

that insurance person probably: "Nothing we can do here, force majeure, but I'll still take my money thank you very much"