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In celebration of the creation of [email protected]

https://discuss.online/post/14171346

In celebration of the creation of [email protected] - Discuss Online

And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel. img [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS8V3zQdmKcu6hLaJTUxuiPyEiLoYY3-m1TZQ&s=]

Dec 10, 2024 at 1:29amWeb
Show threaddisguy_ovaheaDec 10, 2024
How many raccoons in trenchoats old is that?
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024
I asked and according to the Raccoons: 🎂🍌.
Show threaddisguy_ovaheaDec 10, 2024
Sounds about right. You speak Raccoonese? I’ve always been interested in learning, but it’s not in Duolingo yet.
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024

Let the Truthiness guide you: become your inner Raccoon.

The hard part is that no matter what you ask them, they will answer with some variety of food.

Show threadTheImpressiveXDec 10, 2024

The 10th president of the United States (John Tyler) has a grandson alive today.

Harrison Ruffin Tyler, age 96.

Harrison Ruffin Tyler - Wikipedia

Show threadm_fDec 10, 2024

Another fun fact: the last known US Civil War widow died in 2020:

en.wikipedia.org/…/American_Civil_War_widows_who_…

American Civil War widows who survived into the 21st century - Wikipedia

Show threadBjörnDec 10, 2024
And I’m out here living in a town that’s over a thousand years old. And it’s not even a rare thing.
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024
Technically there are some places in the USA that are that old or even older - but like the Grand Canyon, so representing natural formations or belonging to indigenous peoples rather than towns made by the conquerors.
Show threadTaleyaDec 10, 2024
laughs in Australian
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024
Show threadTaleyaDec 10, 2024
Misuse of mate, disqualified.
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024
Show threadRikudou_SageJan 13, 2025
The shitty small village I used to live in as a kid/teenager has like 300 people and is older than the USA by some 400 years.
Show threadNigelFrobisherDec 10, 2024
Real countries have been around for what 1000 years.
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024

I mean… some of 'em. And if they have oil, well then the USA will say…

Show threadAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetDec 10, 2024
The USA is 248 years old, but our presence on the continent is much older.
Show threadOpenStarsDec 10, 2024

Perhaps it somewhat depends on who you mean by “our”:-)

Show threadJupiter RowlandDec 11, 2024
Knud Puppetsen, is that you on the picture?
Show threadOpenStarsDec 11, 2024
I thought I was clear: I’m John Tyler’s grandson! (/s:-P)
Show threadTriflingToadDec 11, 2024
I like the implications that 90 year old people can still have children
Show threadOpenStarsDec 11, 2024
That’s simply the American hard work ethic - if you aren’t having children at 90, then you aren’t working hard enough!? 😜 (And then what, presumably they are raised by… older children? 😁)