Quinapalus"According to initial calculations, within fifty myriad orbits Solaris was to drift to within a half an astronomical unit of its crimson sun, and limp along in diminishing circumnavigation until falling into its burning maw. But within a standard curriculum vita it was found obvious that Solaris' orbit, against all analysis, did not show any fluctuation, as if in normal orbit around a singular sun."
"Any additional abstractions from sightings (from scratch, now with utmost caution!) show only that which is known: Solaris' orbit is irrational."
"From a singular datum amidst a long (and growing, by forty a month) array of found worlds, Solaris shot up our astronomical rankings as a body worthy of particular focus."