i don't understand half of these either

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i don't understand half of these either - SLRPNK

Lemmy

To anyone with questions:

  • Trump refused to accept his loss in 2016. One might suggest that he’s refuse to accept he died

  • Chappell Roan is a famous pop star. The Grammys are a music awards show. Chappell Roan is an advocate for women and LGBT rights.

  • Snapbacks are a type of hat that were popular in the 90s and are not currently cool

  • Ariana Grande is a famous pop star. Queerbaiting is dropping hints that you’re gay (whether you are or not) to draw in more fans.

  • Hawk Tuah girl is the girl from the viral video that I would be shocked you weren’t at least aware of. She already started a podcast to cash in on the 15 minutes of fame.

  • Rihanna is a famous pop star who hasn’t released an album in awhile

  • Travis and Jason Kelce are NFL players. Travis is dating Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is a famous pop star. They are wealthy.

  • Pretty sure “Rare Slime” is just a joke

  • 9.Minecraft is a video game. A Minecraft Movie is coming out with mixed reception

  • Bethenny Frankel is the CEO of Skinnygirl and a popular TikTok influencer
  • To the people who think they look cool by pretending they don’t get this list: Wow it’s so cool that you live under a rock! I don’t follow pop culture that closely but the only one I had to google was Bethenny Frankel so I don’t believe you’re that confused

    O-OP didn’t write -baiting as in luring: O-OP wrote -bating as in onanism.

    It doesn’t make any more sense as gratuitously made-up words go - so fetch - but I wanted to be clear on which made-up word OP was writing.

    (Unless we assume O-OP didn’t proof what he wrote and also OP still reprinted it instead of waiting for the correct version)

    I can’t know what they really meant but between “misspelled slang” and “clever play on words that I just don’t understand,” I’m heavily inclined to assume the former since this is just a silly list they made
    Fetch isn't going to happen