I have two options: use "eye crutches" to see, or use real crutches after I wrap my car around a telephone pole. Think I'll stick with glasses, thanks. (jam)
I hate this with a burning passion. My family is pentecostal. My family acted like needing glasses is my fault. Even as a kid I was pressured to have my eyes "faith healed" and so were friends who had eye issues too. (sta)
Funny, the DMV is very VERY certain that I do, in fact, NEED glasses. (sha)
Yeah, they also spew nonsense like telling you that you should be sober :) (dev)
We all know the real secret is that taking off your glasses suddenly makes you not a nerd. Every romcom decoded it. (nih)