Gnorts - Mander

Lemmy

I wonder what Buzz Lightyear would be called if the first two men in the moon were named Nick Adams and John Abbott or something normal.
The first two men to walk on the moon were named Niel and Edwin. The next two were named Charles and Alan.
But if you asked most people to name the first person on the moon they’d say “Buzz Armstrong”
What are you talking about??