Why I don't go outside in the wintertime:

Why I don't go outside in the wintertime:

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Lots of red. Choral singing. Sudden insistence on brotherhood with the downtrodden without any action to back it up.

Yep. Gonna call it. Christmastime is DEFINITELY Soviet.

You forgot forced labor camps in the north.

Definitely soviet.

You will find that they are prisoners with jobs.
of course, the job just happens to be backbreaking labour instead of staffing the prison kitchen.